Sighting....!

[markmdz89hatch]

Ok, so there's this beast of a chick that works at the family store. I have'nt been there in a few months and decided to stop in. Just as I'm about to leave, ugly drives in, but not with her usual car, this time she's driving an Accord.

No it's not a 3G, it's a 2G (try to keep ur pants on Phydeaux). It's a Blue Sedan, NO RUST WHAT-SO-EVER, the interior is flawless, and the engine, although dirty, runs sooooo smooth. There's a little scrape down the drivers side (she told me that she had just done that the other day) and the strip of metal trim that goes between the bumper and the taillights is contorted in some strange direction (she's also to blame for that one).

BUT GET THIS ONLY 88,000 MI. ON THE 2G!!!

It's bran-fucking-new!

...just thought I should share that with you guys.

[89LXiCoupe]

Originally posted by markmdz89hatch
Ok, so there's this beast of a chick that works at the family store. I have'nt been there in a few months and decided to stop in. Just as I'm about to leave, ugly drives in, but not with her usual car, this time she's driving an Accord.

No it's not a 3G, it's a 2G (try to keep ur pants on Phydeaux). It's a Blue Sedan, NO RUST WHAT-SO-EVER, the interior is flawless, and the engine, although dirty, runs sooooo smooth. There's a little scrape down the drivers side (she told me that she had just done that the other day) and the strip of metal trim that goes between the bumper and the taillights is contorted in some strange direction (she's also to blame for that one).

BUT GET THIS ONLY 88,000 MI. ON THE 2G!!!

It's bran-fucking-new!

...just thought I should share that with you guys.

And then?

[markmdz89hatch]

:huh: Que?

....ok, all else that I can say is she only paid $500 for it. I did tell her to give me a call as soon as she decided to sell it, and I might be interested. She claims the carb is acting a little funny, so I might be able to convince her to sell it to me for like 300 or so.

[1989 DX R]

hehehehe, carb problems eh? we can take care of that here.

[Neuspeed87lx]

beast of a chick .... lol

[89AccordLXI666]

Must be a scary chick huh? LOL :-)

[Mike's89AccordLX]

Buy it and get a WEBER!!!!!!!!!! My interior is also flawless. But I have this huge key scrap from the front of my car to the back of my car.

[Grant2k]

i hope that girl doesn't let the car go to hell. you know she doesn't appreciate it so she won't take care of it, like she already isn't.

[Coroncho80]

Originally posted by markmdz89hatch
:huh: Que?

....ok, all else that I can say is she only paid $500 for it. I did tell her to give me a call as soon as she decided to sell it, and I might be interested. She claims the carb is acting a little funny, so I might be able to convince her to sell it to me for like 300 or so.


And then ........................

[SQ is the SQUAD]

just stick it to her really good a few times and she will let you have the car :flip:

[markmdz89hatch]

Originally posted by h0ndavtec
just stick it to her really good a few times and she will let you have the car :flip:

there's always other cars out there.

:huh: :confused: :eek: :( :barf: :wtf: :barf: :barf: on fat bitch

[Y3G]

come on take one for tha team!
but please just don't tell us about it lol

[1989 DX R]

:lol

That is funny...still...


Fat chicks give good head cuz they're hungry.

[Grant2k]

Originally posted by 1989 DX R



Fat chicks give good head cuz they're hungry.
so how do you know she won't bite it off?