my sister: proof asians can't drive

[88accordhb]

ok soo i came home today for a bit and parked on the drive way, she is about to leave. i take a dump while hearing the garage door opening and her car starting up, i thought to myself as i take a dump "hmmm do i have enuff clearance for her to pass? cus last time, she fucked my uncles buick up same situation. soo i wipe my ass and rush out to see her car's rear bumper sittin on top of my driver side fender. she moves forward a bit and decides to back up again to the same fuckin spot. I yell at her to stop got in my car and backed out. i started to cry litterally! after seeing my fender all stratched and dented in. i was soooo effin' pissed. i was rolling on the floor screatching like a little school girl " ahhhh!!!" you guys have no idea how much i love this car, now her fender is all fucked. i have no money. omg this is the worst thing my dumb sister couldve done to me!!!! now i'm a gay ass ricer with a dented car and a muffler. holy shit! i hate my sister sooo much right now.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid132/p907ab13ab851a89f8e774cb6d06954ab/f797f553.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid132/p13c9b979b94546be3fad21a6301bbba7/f797f55b.jpg

look it! this is the worst day of my life...wat makes me mad most is that i knew it was goin to happen and coulve been prevented had i not taken a dump. omg!

[adams86lxi]

damn! that sucks man! I would be so pissed! Hope you get it fixed!

[86LXItooFAST4me]

hey whats your sister look like? lol

[88accordalltheway]

haha ct, thats what you get for eating dogs and being asian and taking a shit!
jk, sucks bro, is she going to pay for it to get fixed? should have parked your car on the street...

[slowazz86carb]

ya.any pics of your sis.sorry.my bad.ahhh ya your car.ahhh.just say you just smoked a type r and the guy ran into you on purpose.dam sore losers.

[ivanfbi]

Sisters are all the same, mine did that too, but i was going to paint my car, so I just straigten it up...AND this is not the reason to hate your sister, cuz SHE IS YOUR SISTER, YOU DUMBASS.....jk, but still, don't hate her, just try to find the same fender in your house(junk yard) and make her pay for it...

88accordalltheway, You don't say anything about eating dogs...if you would ever try it, it would be your favorite food, even if you're vegeterian, If i hear anymore about it, I will come for your dog on your avatar...

[SteveDX89]

You're bowel movements made my day. :sad2:

[slowazz86carb]

oh ya.i hope you flushed before running out. :uh:

[Busted_Blue]

damn..that sucks CT. Hope you fix that shit =)

[88accordhb]

the worst thing is, she's smiling like a little turd sayin "oh it's just a stratch." she's making up excuses, like "i didn't see your car, i was late, boo hoo" i swear imma bitchslap her silly.


damn! that sucks man! I would be so pissed! Hope you get it fixed!
that would cost money, unless i can find a pheonix red fender, i'd have to get the fender, primer the whole car and get a new paint job.


hey whats your sister look like? lol
never seen a sadistic physco car killer before?


haha ct, thats what you get for eating dogs and being asian and taking a shit!
jk, sucks bro, is she going to pay for it to get fixed? should have parked your car on the street...
LMAO! yah me and my damn shits. if i just ran out with out wiping, i might have saved several second of my hatch's beautiful life.


ahhh.just say you just smoked a type r and the guy ran into you on purpose.dam sore losers.
LOLZ! i might just do that.


Sisters are all the same, mine did that too, but i was going to paint my car, so I just straigten it up...AND this is not the reason to hate your sister, cuz SHE IS YOUR SISTER, YOU DUMBASS.....jk, but still, don't hate her, just try to find the same fender in your house(junk yard) and make her pay for it...
i love my sis, but still not right now, i'm pissed!


You're bowel movements made my day. :sad2:
huh?


oh ya.i hope you flushed before running out. :uh:
yah, i flushed.


damn..that sucks CT. Hope you fix that shit =)
imma talk to my dad and see watsup.

[accordlxi2.0]

daaaaaaaammmmmmn that suck's. dude when i had that accident, i was crying, not because i was in pain (that came later) but once i came to, seen my dash crumpled and . . . . . well i can kinda relate to sister's driving.
i took her to a open field and have her dive around, she held the gas and brake at the same time, i told her to turn around, and she took off ran into a ditch. then all you could here was this grinding, oh i was really pissed but no damage.

man ya must be hurt REALLY bad.

[88accordhb]

oh gosh yah! i wouldn't mind if she was koo and just admit she sux at driving, but she keeps blaming me for parkin on the driveway.

[accordlxi2.0]

oh man, LOL, i'm sorry.
don't you hate it when they come up with these excuses . . .

[bullard123]

Man sorry to hear that. Is she your little sister??

[Robs89LXi]

Awww, you know you love her. I mean, that's her picture in your avatar, ain't it?
Oh, sorry about the car, man. Do the best you can buffing, and maybe a little touch up paint from the ol' auto store. At least it won't be as noticable. I guess she don't work, huh?

[88accordhb]

yup just finished popin out the dent with my fingers, buff and waxed.

here's the aftermath: it's better than a few hours ago, but i hate knowing this shit wouldve never happened if someone can't drive.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid132/p80e2c329f448c3844e5a068405bf3c02/f796b736.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid132/p952d5a200354a69601da42962a459ea0/f796b751.jpg

for those of you who requested, her's the pic of my sis, the asian woman driver, watch out if you see her on the road!

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid132/p49f49bc4abe4ebdce20c52c028c2710a/f796b721.jpg

[zero.counter]

Everything happens for a reason. Don't ask me why, but you will find somewhere down the line that this is true...

As for the fender, replace it and paint.

[88accordhb]

well imma give the car to my dad in a year, so i'm ok with it. after the drop, i'm done. he can have it and i go off to san diego. when i get back it's gonna just be me and my black lxi coupe 5sp. ;)

[original2k]

omg this is the worst thing my dumb sister couldve done to me!!!! now i'm a gay ass ricer with a dented car and a muffler
:lol: :rice: :LOL: :kekeke: :owned: :rofl: :lock:

[original2k]

no seriously man that's facked, hope u can get that stuff fixed, u gotta admit that was a funny ass quote tho, to be honest tho i need a new paint job and still have some body damage on my rear that's primered, so try not to feel so bad, good thing about cars is that u can always repair them

[AccordAddict]

teh pic of your sis isnt showing up.

[88accordhb]

not when you don't have money, my sis won't pay for it. lol but i guess it's alright now, not noticible that much. dang! i felt hella whack driving around today.


teh pic of your sis isnt showing up.
serious? wtf, and the fender pics show? wierd.

[Mike's89AccordLX]

I can see all the pics. Thought I would just let you know :) :wave:

[88accordhb]

ok i guess.

[blazin3gen]

that sucks bro, but u cant stay mad at that face hell i wouldnt :D i see u fixed yo shit bro, looks good every old car has dings just thank god your sis didnt back out like a bat outa hell and happen to what happend to my car...

[AccordAddict]

ok i can see it now, i refreshed. heh, 88hbaccord whos that in your avatar?

[k-roy]

Damn your sis is cute. Be glad my ass is not in the Bay.
That sucks ass man.

[88accordhb]

Damn your sis is cute. Be glad my ass is not in the Bay.
That sucks ass man.
lol

the avatar is some girl, she's a friend's friend, pretty cute i think.

[blazin3gen]

lol

the avatar is some girl, she's a friend's friend, pretty cute i think.

id hit it!





twice :welcome:

[AccordAddict]

id hit it!





twice :welcome:

haha! me too! :cool:

[88accordhb]

id hit it!





twice :welcome:
wat's with the welcome sign. lol

[original2k]

yo man wtf is up with that? i can't STAND it when ppl do shit to ur car and don't wanna fix it, i mean hasn't happened to me, but just hearing stuff like that pisses me off, i mean, SHE FUCKED UP UR CAR, does she have insurance? fuck u shoulda called them up if she doesnt wanna pay for it, oh yeah and as for asian girls not being able to drive, i totally agree short story:


my roommate is actually asian and his sister (trying to be the big little girl she is) always drives the car up to maryland late at night so she can chill with her "friends" or whatever, well she managed to almost kill herself by falling asleep at the wheel while driving her dads subaru legacy into a guard rail, needless to say the car was totally, she suffered minor injuries (VERY SURPRISING, hope she's learned from this) and of the worst a broken neck, that was months ago and she's ok now, but apparently (coincidentally) some guy that was actually an EMT drove by when it happened and came to the rescue, and he thought he saw a ghost cuz the car looked like their shouldn't have been any survivors, needless to say she still drives like a maniac and cuts ppl off and doesn't generally obey the rules of the road, blah....i'm done

p.s.- i hate bad drivers....

[HostileJava]

wat's with the welcome sign. lol


Haha, dudes being damn cool about people talking about his sister like that. :smokin:

[original2k]

Haha, dudes being damn cool about people talking about his sister like that. :smokin:

at this point i don't think he really cares :pc:

[88accordhb]

nah not really,

glad your sis is alright original, sounds knarly. she's hardcore, i would kick my self in the ass if i totaled my car like that.

[Not like a rock]

On my little sister's 16th birthday, I didn't have a gift for her yet so I just decided to take her shopping. So we got into the accord (which was still registered under my dad's name at the time). Since it was her 16th birthday, she wanted to drive, just to back it out of the driveway.

So, I walked down the driveway to open the gate (cuz it was at my parent's ranch), and I look back to see her drag the whole driver's side along the bumper of my dad's pick-up.

She wrecked both the driver side doors, but since it was her birthday, I told my dad that I did it, so he still thinks that I'm a bad driver. And she never paid me back.

And one time, I parked too close the fence and her horse leaned over and bit my spoiler and cracked it. I'm not kidding.

[k-roy]

And one time, I parked too close the fence and her horse leaned over and bit my spoiler and cracked it. I'm not kidding.
Dude, your horse kicks ass. :owned:

[slowazz86carb]

well.i aint worried about running into her.just dont let her drive her in Los Angeles.We have enough dumb drivers here.

[Mattphi]

hey man that sucks but it could have been alot worse!

[Not like a rock]

and her horse took a dump on my hood once. my sister didn't even clean it off, even though it was her horse.

[88accordhb]

and her horse took a dump on my hood once. my sister didn't even clean it off, even though it was her horse.
lmao, how come she gets a horse?

[adams86lxi]

and her horse took a dump on my hood once. my sister didn't even clean it off, even though it was her horse.


LOL!!!!! thas sucks!

[Blue Impact]

CT, your sister kinda looks like my niece that scratched my front bumper with her mom's Astro van. I mean, she was good. Of all the open spaces she had to move the van, she was still able to scratch my bumper. ERR!!

[HondaBoy]

man, i thought your fender was really gonna be fucked. thats not too bad considering what i was imagining. man, i know what you mean, my grandma was backing outta the driveway and i had my car on the side where i left it to work on. she turned out too soon and hit my fender a little and put a few scratches in. i pulled the dent she made in mine out. messed her bumper up more than my car. she also scratched up the headlight and fender a little on hers. i got the dent outta her bumper, so its not too noticeable. then she hit the back of my car a time again when it was sitting where i left it to work on. said she didnt know shit about the scratch on the bumper. yeah right. i can touch that up pretty easily though. now i always park it in my designated 3gee spot. lol.

[od2681]

ur sister is kinda cute ...i mean givin you an honest opinion...
ur car is not that bad a condition but i know how you feel

[88accordhb]

yulps, a stratch is bad for me. let alone a dent like that. derick, don't asians pple all look the same anyways? lol supposedly we're all related. lmao. sometimes it feels like i'm the only asian that can drive. seriously! wassup with old asian ladies in their 7-series sitting in the middle of a free way thinkin its a stop sign? i don't get it.

[disfunktional8o8]

i think it just has to do with females in general... they just suck at driving period... but there are a selected few...

[88accordhb]

tah my buddy steph is a ricer/racer. i got beat once by a girl in a rex too!

[Xtracktor]

well.i aint worried about running into her.just dont let her drive her in Los Angeles.We have enough dumb drivers here.

Yes we do... :mad:

[88accordhb]

lol my sis is from la.

[maxoutracer]

i hit that :cool:

[Ludi Mali]

the bad driving from asian women is genetic, I just took a trip to niagra falls (canada side), and i almost got hit twice by asian women not looking where they were going. Totally different country, same problem

[maxoutracer]

i'm chinese my self and i hate my own chinese women! they never look n shit, about to hit u n shit...

[88accordhb]

lolz! yup jesse pretty much sums it up

hahah my sister snooped around in my comp and saw this thread, she's like "you called me a sadistic physco car killer" and i'm like "oh buuu hooo!! you backed into my damn car."

[Ludi Mali]

hahaha, you should give out her cell phone number or something like that for paybacks.

[88accordhb]

take a guess. lol

[Moodybluesr]

well imma give the car to my dad in a year, so i'm ok with it. after the drop, i'm done. he can have it and i go off to san diego. when i get back it's gonna just be me and my black lxi coupe 5sp. ;)

Black LXi coupe 5speeds are Da ShIzZlE yO! :cool:

[slowazz86carb]

dam.shes from LA.ill bet she was the one that cut me off last week.

[86LXItooFAST4me]

Damn HB, hook a brother up! WOOT! LMAO


http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid132/p49f49bc4abe4ebdce20c52c028c2710a/f796b721.jpg

[howndamane]

damn she looks good...the car i mean :cool: lol, some lady hit me in a parking lot a while back and my fender was dented allll the way in. i bent it all out with my fingers and my knee and it looks almost brand new. good work im glad it wasnt too bad. i hope her car had it worse off than urs! lol

[88accordhb]

damn she looks good...the car i mean :cool: lol, some lady hit me in a parking lot a while back and my fender was dented allll the way in. i bent it all out with my fingers and my knee and it looks almost brand new. good work im glad it wasnt too bad. i hope her car had it worse off than urs! lol
it wasn't her car, it was my dad's, sooo you can guess he was pissed.


Black LXi coupe 5speeds are Da ShIzZlE yO! :cool:
your car is soo damn sick! mad props, plus original on the gold rims.

and btw:she's taken. her bf is really cool.

[slowazz86carb]

ok.now your sis is cute.but those bears.dammm they are sexy. :kekeke:

[88accordhb]

yah, that time we went to the zoo, i was soo disappointed all the animals are all wimpy and small.

[Blue Impact]

yah, that time we went to the zoo, i was soo disappointed all the animals are all wimpy and small.

And so were you, CT, so were you. :D

[88Accord-DX]

88accordhb,
That pic looks good for poppin' it out and buffing it. I couldn't tell it was hit before. What are you plans with it? You think the hit was bad enough to get and new fender and put a fresh paint job on it or what? Don't mess with any bondo on that spot. It don't look bad at all from what you did to it, maybe you can get sis' to pay for a new paint job,lol. :lol:

[88accordhb]

well i don't have much long with it...i'm i'm just gonna drop it 2.5 all around, and if i can find some hx rims or and mesh enkei rally's, i'mma get em'. i'm thinkin of a new 3g or 5g, but that's not for another year.