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ZackieDarko
05-08-2006, 08:38 PM
i posted this on another forum and i thought id share it with you crazy cats

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2005-Ford-Crown-Victoria-P71-POLICE_W0QQitemZ4637683748QQcategoryZ6227QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

benefits to this car...

1.) No cop will pull you over
2.) No car in their right mind will tail gate you
3.) You will get lots of room on the freeway
4.) Nobody will pass you, so you get to decide the freeway speed
5.) You can just plain fuck with people


best of all it was bought brand new from a ford dealership SO no cop had a chance to beat the piss out of it!

it even has all the little strobe lights in it..head light grill tails it even has the LED things in the rear window..nice huh?

you can also do what my good friend Tim suggested

AggroCrag010: haha yeah, pull your frrends over
AggroCrag010: and call em a chicken fucker

MessyHonda
05-08-2006, 09:09 PM
that was funny...the only bad thing is that ppl might drive slower in front of you since the speed limit here is like 65mph. but everyone does 85...i would get scared if i saw that thing behind me

ZackieDarko
05-09-2006, 12:16 AM
hehehehe

i wish i had that car i would take it to the races here in my area and scare everybody :)

SteveDX89
05-09-2006, 02:42 AM
Nice. I'd rock it.

speedpenguin
05-09-2006, 05:00 AM
Badass
It's even got the dual sideview mirrors on the driver's side. That's what I always check for when I see a Crown Vic.

SteveDX89
05-09-2006, 08:44 AM
Badass
It's even got the dual sideview mirrors on the driver's side. That's what I always check for when I see a Crown Vic.

I believe that's the spot light there boss.

88accordhb
05-09-2006, 09:21 AM
bad fuckin ass.

Mars
05-09-2006, 10:19 AM
MAN id feel like a king on the highway with that.

Go chasing down ricers.
oh the joys.

Vanilla Sky
05-09-2006, 10:32 AM
why on earth would someone own that as a personal car? my guess is to run drugs. seriously, it's a florida car and they have a vette and a lifted F250.

but yeah, that would be fun to fuck with. personally, i'd run drugs with it :p

B16KILLA
05-09-2006, 01:28 PM
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but yeah, that would be fun to fuck with. personally, i'd run drugs with it :p

:stupid:

Vanilla Sky
05-09-2006, 02:52 PM
yeah, we're both in prime locations for it to be a drug car.

drugs are a HUGE business in FL.

speedpenguin
05-09-2006, 04:02 PM
I believe that's the spot light there boss.
Ehh... What do I know? I always thought it was a mirror.
I guess you'd know from experience? :Owned:

MessyHonda
05-09-2006, 04:12 PM
Badass
It's even got the dual sideview mirrors on the driver's side. That's what I always check for when I see a Crown Vic.

yeah every cop car has a spot light..why would they need 2 side mirrors....when they are in a chase. they show them in COPS like every other show...

speedpenguin
05-09-2006, 04:21 PM
Umm... I dunno, for better, um, angles? :)
Like I said, what do I know?
I don't watch Cops. Or TV, for that matter.

Feuerstoss
05-09-2006, 04:39 PM
Now... here's what I don't get. Are the police issue lights even legal to have on a non-emergency car? Don't get me wrong, it'd definately be a badass car to have, although not exactly stealthy. Prolly pretty comfy, though.

Vanilla Sky
05-09-2006, 10:45 PM
there aren't any lights on there that can't be ordered from ford by anyone. nothing "police issue" about it. none of the lights are red or blue, so you're fine there.

88accordhb
05-10-2006, 07:36 AM
buy a freakin cop costum, that's freakin pimp right there. pull over ricers and write on a white piece of paper that his car is gay.

lostforawhile
05-10-2006, 08:07 AM
there aren't any lights on there that can't be ordered from ford by anyone. nothing "police issue" about it. none of the lights are red or blue, so you're fine there.people like volenteer firefighters and security people often buy them like that,if you are a firefighter you can legally use the red lights on it. also you could buy it and freelance doing mall security or something like that where you can use the spotlight and strobes legally,as long as it's marked security and doesn't say police. it's possible that that car was also bought by a bounty hunter or something of that description.

lostforawhile
05-10-2006, 08:25 AM
another use for it http://www.blaxploitation.com/images/cover_gifs/cover_cannonball_run.gif

ZackieDarko
05-10-2006, 12:33 PM
pic no worky

and the "L.E.D." things are in teh grill? under cover cop cars you cant see the red and blues

Vanilla Sky
05-10-2006, 12:38 PM
i never understood this... what's so undercover about a car that says "police interceptor" on the back?

sinisterfuzzy
05-10-2006, 12:50 PM
my friend has an old interceptor but his is a white impala, it's a 96ish or something with an LS-1 in it (i think) it's so bad ass, even though it's an auto, it's still freakin shweet!

AccordEpicenter
05-10-2006, 03:01 PM
lol that is just the thing for scaring the fuck out of the locals... Give them shit and theyd think youre a cop! Genious