how to NOT make your three g look better

[lostforawhile]

ok just came from the junkyard,was trying to get some parts off of a "custom" three g. if you find yourself wanting these mods,please slap yourself until you come to your senses.
1. frogged gold spoke wheels
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/moultriemanicmechanic/S4020091.jpg
2. ugly plastic wing held on with wood screws
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/moultriemanicmechanic/S4020092.jpg
3. sunroof deflector with no sunroof
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/moultriemanicmechanic/S4020093.jpg
4. custom mirror that doesn't match the other.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/moultriemanicmechanic/S4020096.jpg
5. fake bullet holes
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/moultriemanicmechanic/S4020097.jpg
6. can anyone read what this says?,it doesn't even line up for one thing
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/moultriemanicmechanic/S4020098.jpg
7. led washer nozzles!!! thought of pulling them for cah,then thought,naaaaa
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/moultriemanicmechanic/S4020099.jpg
my homemade junkyard jackstands
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/moultriemanicmechanic/S4020094.jpg
interior
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/moultriemanicmechanic/S4020095.jpg

[2drSE-i]

i saw this thread and though CAH renamed his update thread










:kekeke:

[MessyHonda]

i LOL'ed at number 3

[2oodoor]

dam that spoiler almost looks like mine, but mine looks hellofva lot better porportioned for the car than that one does, barely.:gun:
That one would have looked better further back maybe, at least the feet on it were for a flat decklid I guess.

[w261w261]

The non-sunroof wind deflector - now there's real class!

[thegreatdane]

hahaha omg. So, which parts were you after? The ones you took pictures of?? lol :D

[Ichiban]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/moultriemanicmechanic/S4020091.jpg

I like your jack handle

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/moultriemanicmechanic/S4020095.jpg[/QUOTE]

Looks like the ricer suddenly realised how utterly gay he was and just shit himself all over the place...

[2oodoor]

five speed! parts, axles,

probably getting blank christmas tree air fresheners to put aftershave on:thumbup:

[lostforawhile]

roodoo if you want to come get them the tranny is there complete,you need to look up bivens automotive and ask to speak to Ray horn see what he wants for it. i'm not sure if they are open monday or not. maby he will make you a deal on the whole car for parts,if you want to drag it.

[lostforawhile]

hahaha omg. So, which parts were you after? The ones you took pictures of?? lol :D
no i wanted the inner fender splash shield,but the frogged out tires ruined it and the fenders as far as i could tell. oh and i dug a better jack out of a trunk,one that i could use a socket on.

[2ndGenGuy]

Wow okay that's nothing. There's a 3g in the junk yard by my house that has a body kit on it spray painted neon green. They filled in the seams with bondo where the bumper meets the quarter panels. And it fades to the stratos blue metallic paint with rattle-canney goodness. They also deleted the tail lights in the trunk by pulling the lights, screwing plywood in where the old lights were, then covering them with bondo and painting them green. Then it looks like they tried to sand it with a cheese grater. I'll have to get pics... This car looks nice in comparison.

[lostforawhile]

Wow okay that's nothing. There's a 3g in the junk yard by my house that has a body kit on it spray painted neon green. They filled in the seams with bondo where the bumper meets the quarter panels. And it fades to the stratos blue metallic paint with rattle-canney goodness. They also deleted the tail lights in the trunk by pulling the lights, screwing plywood in where the old lights were, then covering them with bondo and painting them green. Then it looks like they tried to sand it with a cheese grater. I'll have to get pics... This car looks nice in comparison.PICS!!!!!!!!:)

[fogged]

Wow........... Now thats a real hot rod. NOT!! I had to whip a tear for my eyes at #3. Thats a classic TJ love wagon.

[knarg]

wtf is with the wheels lollll

[Ichiban]

Every time I see fake bullet holes I want to replace them with real ones.

[AccordB20A]

Nice find

[itzdave]

wow... i wish i could be as cool as that guy. (jk)

[frantik]

yeah the sunroof visor is the best lol

and the sticker says 'accord' something on it.

[forrest89sei]

NICE!!!! :bandit:


Nah, Lmao

[Civic Accord Honda]

is it bad that i like the rims?
not on a 3gee tho lol i like them on geo metros lowerd :)

[coope]

im not racist by a long shot but look like a mexician had it cause of the sticker mexicans love to rice out there cars like that the rims a isane lol

[lostforawhile]

is it bad that i like the rims?
not on a 3gee tho lol i like them on geo metros lowerd :)it's bad cah,very bad that you like the rims. they ought to be melted down.

[Civic Accord Honda]

well i dont like thos rils that are ont the car but i like the way the rims stick way out past the fender but not on a 3g lol i like it on a geo metro

[Cheeseburger]

lol

[lostforawhile]

im not racist by a long shot but look like a mexician had it cause of the sticker mexicans love to rice out there cars like that the rims a isane lolthey did, as a matter of fact there was a group of them at the junkyard when i was there,they were talking about how cool it was, and there were about 40 empty corona bottles in the trunk.

[AccordB20A]

lol. i was laughin at how cah likes those wheels cause they simply "stick out" they are prolly the wrong offset.

[bullard123]

Man that 3gee is beat! The spolier doesn't look bad to me

[itzdave]

im not racist by a long shot but look like a mexician had it cause of the sticker mexicans love to rice out there cars like that the rims a isane lol

so true indeed. a mexican guy here where i live has a dodge neon with gtr, nos, si-r, and vtec badges and a panther vinyl on the sides and flames by the wheel well. he also claimed that his 'air hog' air filter was a supercharger.


lol. i was laughin at how cah likes those wheels cause they simply "stick out" they are prolly the wrong offset.

im guessing they are RWD offset, cheap spoke rims cost less in RWD that in FWD because they WERE made for cars like old monte carlos, regals, cutlass's etc... a set for rwd would cost about 300$ with tires, fwd cost about 600.
i used to deal with lowriders a lot. worked at a hydo shop for a lil while and did stereo fabs with fiberglass.


yeah the sunroof visor is the best lol

and the sticker says 'accord' something on it.

i think the sticker says 'Accord SI-R'


G-HAY!!!

[coope]

lol v-tec badges on a neon

[A18A]

well i dont like thos rils that are ont the car but i like the way the rims stick way out past the fender but not on a 3g lol i like it on a geo metro

thats even worse

[itzdave]

thats even worse

yea, thats so bad for the spindles and wheel bearings, plus it just looks horrible. on any car. its like:rice:but worse.

[dpax]

do you still have access to the sunroof visor?
I have a REAL sunroof that would like one...

[snoopyloopy]

i want a sunroof deflector, actually...

[Hash_man_Se_i]

I think i have a spare sunroof visor in the garage if you guys seriously want one...?... there are also more at pick n pull.

[frantik]

i pulled a nice moonroof deflector from PnP yesterday.. it's not OEM but mounts like the oem kind and even has a little flare up at the end (like a spoiler). it's got some stickers on it or some shit which are a pain to get off though :'( once it's clean it'll be in the marketplace

[lostforawhile]

the one on the ricer mobile is crap, not worth pulling anyway. it's pretty cheap looking. what about that cool wing? lol jk

[bank2me]

The bullet holes are the sheet! :bandit: Mexicans I bet.

Hey man I going to cut you so bad, you going to wish I no cut you. lol

[Hauntd ca3]

yeah the sunroof visor is the best lol

and the sticker says 'accord' something on it.

it says accord si-r

[bank2me]

Hey the si-r adds like 10 horse j/k

[lostforawhile]

it says accord si-r SI-r=special edition ricer