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King Peetis
03-21-2010, 05:13 PM
What do you catch yourself saying sometimes multiple times a day?

Mine are:

"Let go and let God."

"A smart man learns from his mistakes and a wise man learns from the mistakes of others."

"Dont jump over a dollar to get to a nickle, theres got to be an easier way..."

"Im not as smart as you so if I can figure it out I know you can too..."

You get the point now add some of your own for everyone to enjoy!

Nio
03-21-2010, 05:34 PM
''don't worry atleast you can mute the idiots once you get home.''

reference to me and gaming. :P

back when i worked for city saftey.

russiankid
03-21-2010, 05:39 PM
"Let it go, can't fix stupid"

ghettogeddy
03-21-2010, 05:52 PM
fuck

charliekuney
03-21-2010, 06:01 PM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. :D

paul
03-21-2010, 06:06 PM
serenity now!!...

Pico
03-21-2010, 06:06 PM
Damm!!!!

ShyBoyCA6
03-21-2010, 06:30 PM
"Sweet lord fat baby jesus"
"Holy shit"
"You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you"
"Fuck"
"God damit"
"What a boring fucking day man"
"Damn that bitch is fugly" fugly= fucking ugly
"Lesson learned: don't wait for a girl to come back to you...cause a bitch is never worth the wait"
"Hey nut sack!!!!"

I got more funny ones

Dr_Snooz
03-21-2010, 07:09 PM
"Be not thou just overmuch, neither make thy self overwise: wherefore shouldest thou be desolate?" - Ecclesiastes 7:16 (Geneva Bible)

"Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - Macbeth

Nio
03-21-2010, 07:47 PM
''just because it says one doesn't mean you get to choose which.''

Ichiban
03-21-2010, 08:05 PM
"it is what it is"

"fuck it"

"fuck sakes"

"are you fistfucking me?"

"can't win 'em all"

"this is gayer than cum on a mustache"

"I'd like to turn these people into biodiesel"

I just realized these phrases make up almost 90% of my spoken vocabulary. Weird.

King Peetis
03-21-2010, 08:40 PM
This is good stuff--but it aint good enough-we need more-Keep 'em coming...:rockon:

RussianKid--I say that all the time too!

Ghetto--by far an all time classic...

turabaka
03-21-2010, 08:49 PM
"When I'm feeling sad I stop feeling sad, and feel awesome again."
"no matter where you go, there you are." -Buckaroo Bonzai

"Fuck it" (apathetic expression on face must accompany phrase)

Rendon LX-i
03-21-2010, 10:43 PM
WTF
Jesus
REALLY
YOUR GAY
WHY
WHAT
O

MessyHonda
03-21-2010, 11:21 PM
("really" are people that dumb)

I work customer service job....and we get some dumb people

AccordB20A
03-22-2010, 12:56 AM
if i wanted that there i would have fucking put it there... every time something goes where you dont want it

yeah ok whatever.... every time the boss bitches about something

as you can see my caring face is on (with a very non caring facial expression) whenever you fix something the dodgy way and not care that its dodgy cause it works

2oodoor
03-22-2010, 03:54 AM
This is good stuff--but it aint good enough-we need more-Keep 'em coming...:rockon:

RussianKid--I say that all the time too!

Ghetto--by far an all time classic...

agreed, i like your first one Pete because "when the shit hits the fan for real" that is the only way I can cope, leave it the God so I can go to work.

and Snooz... do you really say that? thats a mouthfull :eek5:

"dam Dam DAM DA"YUM"
"son of a bitch that's hot"
"yeah baby"
"you know what, just F it"
"dumb ass"

A18A
03-22-2010, 04:02 AM
"facepalm." yes i actually say that. inb4 facepalm

ghettogeddy
03-22-2010, 05:38 AM
"ummmmmmmmmmmmm"
"dude fuck your mother" this gets said alot lol only joking most the time lol
"you have no idea"

2oodoor
03-22-2010, 06:49 AM
A18
FAIL

ha ha

j/k

lostforawhile
03-22-2010, 06:55 AM
"Be not thou just overmuch, neither make thy self overwise: wherefore shouldest thou be desolate?" - Ecclesiastes 7:16 (Geneva Bible)

"Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - Macbeth

best quote yet, of course half the time i find myself asking NOW WHAT????!!

nswst8
03-22-2010, 08:09 AM
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

paul
03-22-2010, 02:11 PM
Motivation for life:
"We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse." -Rudyard Kipling

Motivation for autocross:
"You can't make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig." - Bob Akin

King Peetis
03-22-2010, 03:11 PM
Motivation for life:
"We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse." -Rudyard Kipling

Motivation for autocross:
"You can't make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig." - Bob Akin

You talk about motivation for life: Check out this little video by Earl Nightingale from the 50's. Its very 50's but it still holds water--Theres truth in what he is saying...

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=earl+nightingale+the+stranges t+secret&aq=0

2drSE-i
03-22-2010, 09:01 PM
Relationships, by my father (and many others)
"Would you like to be happy, or right?"
(I'm a server) For crappy tips
"10 percent is only acceptable when tithing..."
For rude people
"Dont fuck with the people that fuck with your food"

and for everything else

"This is bullshit..."


Favorite quote of all time, and kinda my personal motto is "Fare un cinema" which means "Make a movie" in reference to your life.

Dr_Snooz
03-23-2010, 07:51 PM
"If the log rolls over, we'll all be dead."

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

2oodoor
03-25-2010, 02:16 PM
Dr_Snooz

"I like to take hammers, and just break stuff, just break stuff."
- Beavis

Sh4d0w
03-25-2010, 03:09 PM
"Another day in Paradise..."

"Livin the dream"

"Live with intention"

"What lies before us, and what lies behind us are small matters compared to what lies within us" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You get out what you put in"

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Samual Jackson as Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction

-DWM-
03-25-2010, 03:55 PM
"As soon as you idiot proof something, they go and make a better idiot."

"They should really pay me more..."

"Measure twice, cut once."

"Bunch of savages in this town."

"Well, I got all my fingers still..."

Dr_Snooz
03-25-2010, 06:34 PM
"Well, I got all my fingers still..."

It might be time to find a different line of work.


...I'm just saying...

A18A
03-25-2010, 06:57 PM
"As soon as you idiot proof something, they go and make a better idiot."

haha that's a good one

ShyBoyCA6
03-25-2010, 07:46 PM
"You fucking retard"
"Man what a pig less son of bitch"
"I need a dime best top of the line cute face,lil waist and a big behind"
"money comes and goes just like bitches do"
"Not giving a fuck"
''man i need a lady"<lol and i do haha
"suck it easy and lick low"
"Man i love blonde chicks and white girls"
"damn ima tear you up girl"
"if you drive a mustang please do me a favor take your Bitch ass and 8 vergas and shove it up your ass" <only the newer mustangs since they like to pick on 4 bangers fucking assholes

and i say this every day "damn women are stupid at parking and driving dem bitches shouldnt drive they are a hazard on the road" and its true

Ichiban
04-08-2010, 07:09 PM
My newest one when people start needlessly bitching: "at least you're not 28 and have cancer"

labeledsk8r
04-09-2010, 02:02 AM
"i work at walmart do you think i have money to do that"

"please just make me a sandwich"

"fuck this game" <playing CODmw2

"you sir are a fucking idiot"

"dumbass"

i guess those are just a few

Vanilla Sky
04-09-2010, 07:32 AM
"Stay off my lawn!"

JordanQ
04-18-2010, 10:53 PM
"fuck this game" <playing CODmw2



hahah no fucking kidding.


" :pc: "

A18A
04-18-2010, 11:40 PM
"i work at walmart do you think i have money to do that"

"please just make me a sandwich"

"fuck this game" <playing CODmw2

"you sir are a fucking idiot"

"dumbass"

i guess those are just a few



"fuck this game" <playing CODmw2


fuck this game


game
http://rahiel.dlnet.org/images/TrollFace.png

Civic Accord Honda
04-19-2010, 12:56 AM
"hahahahah"
"lol"
"orly"
"no wai"
"lies all lies"
"die"
"im going to kick your ass thats disgusting!"
"i did ____ to the accord today"
"penguins"
"pankcakes"
"sad"
"******"
"Paula dean "
"Rachel ray"
"golden girls porn"
"lance bass"

lx-i coupe
04-20-2010, 09:33 PM
"this front end has worse factory gaps than my eg with aftermarket hood, fenders, bumper, f'd up core support and only 2 headlight mounting tabs" (on an almost brand new vehicle):facepalm:

A18A
04-20-2010, 09:44 PM
"this front end has worse factory gaps than my eg with aftermarket hood, fenders, bumper, f'd up core support and only 2 headlight mounting tabs" (on an almost brand new vehicle):facepalm:

what vehicle is that? I can't stand uneven/too big/too small gaps on a cars panels

labeledsk8r
04-21-2010, 12:36 AM
http://rahiel.dlnet.org/images/TrollFace.png

HAHAHAAHAHAHA


wait




FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Civic Accord Honda
04-21-2010, 12:53 AM
pwnt

Strahan
04-21-2010, 04:31 AM
When work is annoying I just think "paycheck, paycheck" and I carry on heh.

paul
04-21-2010, 02:49 PM
"...it could be alot worse." because, well, it has been & very well could be again in the future.

Hazwan
04-21-2010, 03:06 PM
"I like tomatoes"

Hazwan
04-21-2010, 03:07 PM
http://rahiel.dlnet.org/images/trollface.png

die

lx-i coupe
04-21-2010, 07:15 PM
what vehicle is that? I can't stand uneven/too big/too small gaps on a cars panels


that particular time a brand new dodge caravan. sadly probably 60% of cars built since like 2000 (we don't work on much older, that seems to be about the insurance cut-off for a total, other than full size pickups)

DBMaster
04-22-2010, 09:02 AM
"no matter where you go, there you are." -Buckaroo Bonzai


One of my personal favorites! Though, the more correct version is "Wherever you go, there you are." Do a Google search on this one. It's very interesting.


Others are:

Life is a shit sandwich and every day you have to take another bite.
SSDD (Same sandwich, different day)
Shit ho! (for those who like nautical terms)
Even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and then.

paul
04-22-2010, 03:13 PM
...keeping with the shit theme: "I feel like I've been shot at and missed, shit on and hit."

SZfiftyfour
04-22-2010, 05:19 PM
"Not at the table Carlos"
"I dont care said Pierre, Im from France"

At work:
"I QUIT... not really" :(
"Same old shit, just a different toilet".
"I hate this shit"
"Shit"
"[sigh].. ffffffuuuuuuu"

King Peetis
04-24-2010, 06:02 PM
Same soup, different bowl...

Just another day at the bomber plant...

Im livin' a dream...

Sabz5150
04-25-2010, 10:07 AM
"Fuck it, I'm getting paid for this shit."

2drSE-i
04-25-2010, 10:11 AM
"Fuck it, I'm getting paid for this shit."

Mine is more along the lines of "Fuck this, I don't get paid for this shit..."

ShyBoyCA6
04-25-2010, 01:14 PM
"you are the weakest link bye bye"
"its a egg on wheels!!"lol
"motha fucka please my shit is custom"
"dude is it just me or is this day fucking boring"
"damn bitch get off the sack"
"im hungry"
"My car is better than yours (not really your car is a piece of shit!)"
"is it just me or are you fucking retarded"
"hey peritos wheres the chelas"
"i got my car, i got my bitch, and i got my 24pk of coronas...yeah im good for the night"

King Peetis
04-30-2010, 05:40 PM
To assume-- means to make an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME"

King Peetis
05-18-2010, 09:06 AM
"Man, I'm starvin' like a hostage!"

AccordEpicenter
05-18-2010, 12:23 PM
i say things like (most are in reference to certain co workers)

"wow, just wow"
"he is a fucking idiot!"
"captain america would disagree"
"fucking cock sucker!"
"fuck this shit!"
"fuck that guy!"
"son of a bitch!"
"fucking whore"

you have to understand though, my foreman is a couple giblets short of a mixed grill,the man is seriously losing it and hes only like 56, and the supervisor (captain america) is a micro managing fuck that has the worst case of small-man syndrome I see on a daily basis. Fuck that guy!

Edit: I really do like my job though. Seriously

King Peetis
05-23-2010, 12:36 PM
"Thanks for the insight, captain obvious!" This is one of my favorites...

2oodoor
07-24-2012, 09:40 AM
Look... it is what it is

DBMaster
07-24-2012, 02:24 PM
You'll have to use your imagination here:

"1970's Elvis called. He wants his sideburns back."

"Laura Petrie called. She wants her hair back."

"Forrest Gump called. He wants his high-waisted pants back."

"W called. He wants his command of the English language back."

You get the idea.

If that doesn't work then, "It don't matter where you go, you will always say shit ho!"

2oodoor
07-24-2012, 03:18 PM
Really? No Really? really? Really?

Am I even spelling that right? Realy REALY??

Lol

DBMaster
07-24-2012, 03:27 PM
You are spelling it right. If I had a dollar for every time someone typed "Your welcome" instead of "You're welcome" I would be a very rich man. Spelling and grammar may be obsolete. Maybe it doesn't matter. Effective communication, to me, is more about WHAT one says rather than how "correctly" one says it.

cruzetheskye
07-26-2012, 06:52 PM
My job basically consists of me repeating the following phrases:

Oops.
Well shit.
What the fuck is all this shit?
Dammit Jenna!

and the personal favourite:

I'm going on lunch again.

King Peetis
07-27-2012, 05:18 AM
It do what it do...