Son of a *****

[Legend_master]

I'm selling my Civic, so I had it detailed and decided to park it in the Garage. That means the Accord has to go outside. Not one full day outside, and look at what happens!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/Legend_Master/1988%20Accord%20hatch/d88a1950.jpg

[2drSE-i]

Wow people are assholes.

[Legend_master]

Wow people are assholes.


I know dude, I was pretty pissed when I saw it!

[InAccordance]

i know its been hot out and all, but frying eggs on your hood? :kekeke:

[Legend_master]

i know its been hot out and all, but frying eggs on your hood? :kekeke:

Yeah it set in the 109 degree weather all day, so it was a bitch to get off. It really was cooked on there :hmph: .

[InAccordance]

throw on some bacon!

haha, sorry man, ive had that happen to me too so I feel ya.

find out who did it and put bologna slices on their car overnight.

[Hondamonster]

throw on some bacon!

haha, sorry man, ive had that happen to me too so I feel ya.

find out who did it and climb up in their windows, snatch up their people, and try to rape their kids, wives and husband.

fixed.

[labeledsk8r]

shit sucks i have had it happen to me aswell. people are dicks

[Legend_master]

throw on some bacon!

haha, sorry man, ive had that happen to me too so I feel ya.

find out who did it and climb up in their Garage, snatch their cars up, and wreck it into there house.


fixed.

Fixed, fixed, and they don't have to call and confess, I'm gonna find them, find them, homeboy, homeboy!

[stat1K]

run and tell that!

[2drSE-i]

They ain't gotta come and confess, we lookin for them

(woops, he beat me, I am so dumb, really really dumb)


I guess they just rapin everybody out here, gotta rapist in Arlington texas

[Ayeobe]

Find out who did it, and leave an entire breakfast on thier car. french toast, eggs, and sausages. LoL.

That sucks, dude. One time, someone graffityed my fathers van.. shit had to be wet-sanded off. It was black on sandstone beige or whatever. What a pain.

Im prety happy, people in my neighborhood seem fine, the 87 didnt even get vandalised while it was in my driveway just sitting... Damn, people can be such inconsiderate tards though.

[2oodoor]

heh, probably get some bacon and orange juice on it and may clean it right off!! for real:thumbup:

[88lxi-shortram]

they did that to my car to but they did it to every car in the neighborhood... no joke but you could see everycar in peoples driveway had an egg splatter across it

[lostforawhile]

find out who did it and put a piece off plastic like off of a cheap tarp in their gas tank, they will never figure out whats wrong, it will keep getting sucked up against the pump inlet of fuel outlet and the car will stall, then it will float free and the car will start

[Civic Accord Honda]

bastards, atleast they didnt key it, people keep constantly keying "LA" and long scratches down the side of the 4th gens door, not sure why people cant see someone already keyed "LA" in the door dont know why they think it needs to say it 6 times on one door ><

[Legend_master]

find out who did it and put a piece off plastic like off of a cheap tarp in their gas tank, they will never figure out whats wrong, it will keep getting sucked up against the pump inlet of fuel outlet and the car will stall, then it will float free and the car will start

That is pretty good lost, I never thought about that. Its not permanent, but definitely a pain in the ass!

[kct]

Stick a piece of paper onto their car with superglue or something hard. They'll enjoy removing the paper without going to the window man.

[carotman]

You need this:

http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/44de1dd8-4beb-429e-a2a1-5bcc11290a57_4.jpg

High expansion foam + a long straw.

Empty the entire content in the muffler and enjoy.


Or, you can just put it in the fuel filler neck...

[canadian357]

We have to park out back because they're repaving the cul de sac, and some douchebags slashed all my brand new winter tires a few months back and spraypainted "fuck you bitch" on a few neighbourhood cars (including a brand new MKZ, as well as stole my brothers in dash dvd. I wish gun ownership was easier in canada sometimes.

[stat1K]

gun ownership is nice, but i think a bat gets more frustration out.

i don't understand vandalism when it's petty and for no reason. now when i peed in someones car window because they parked so close i couldn't get in the car, that was just priceless.

[2drSE-i]

i don't understand vandalism when it's petty and for no reason. now when i peed in someones car window because they parked so close i couldn't get in the car, that was just priceless.

BAHAHAHA beer for you sir

[2oodoor]

That is pretty good lost, I never thought about that. Its not permanent, but definitely a pain in the ass!

can be done with a twix wrapper or any mylar type material like that too:lol:window tint, dollar bill probably too

[Ayeobe]

i don't understand vandalism when it's petty and for no reason. now when i peed in someones car window because they parked so close i couldn't get in the car, that was just priceless.

I wrote "IDIOT" across the guys windsheild, inverted so he would be forced to read it for as long as it took him to wash the car. Every street lamp he passed under it would flash "IDIOT" "IDIOT" "IDIOT" Lol

The guy was so close i couldnt get down the side of my car, so i went from the front and hit my door against his ... our accords dont realy like that. The door trim came half off. I was ferther upset.

[lostforawhile]

take a potato and a piece of broom handle and ram the potato as far up the exaust as it will go. make sure to pick up the remains so he doesn't know it's there. piece of old bike innertube, hose clamp to the exaust with end securly tied off. tuck under car, the explosion will make him need new seat upholstery. :bowrofl: not the potato and inner tube together, two different pranks, take a long zip tie and zip it to cv axle or drive shaft. gallon of kerosene in gas tank, he will think a ring went bad

[stat1K]

i'm more of a fan of destructive things... like drain the oil then bolt it all back up like it's not been touched... rofl.

[lostforawhile]

i can't remember but I think it's talcum powder(baby powder) that will keep clogging the fuel filter over and over, it's made from ground talc so the gas won't disolve it.

[lostforawhile]

i'm more of a fan of destructive things... like drain the oil then bolt it all back up like it's not been touched... rofl.

too easy you want to drive them crazy over time

[itzdave]

when my brother worked for the sherrifs dept, he worked on the cop cars. all the cops that were douches to the mechanics would get a small ball bearing or 2 dropped in that crack that the windows in the doors slide up and down in. everytime they would speed up or slow down you could hear it rooooooooolling then 'tink!' over and over, that would really piss them off HA!

[kct]

We have to park out back because they're repaving the cul de sac, and some douchebags slashed all my brand new winter tires a few months back and spraypainted "fuck you bitch" on a few neighbourhood cars (including a brand new MKZ, as well as stole my brothers in dash dvd. I wish gun ownership was easier in canada sometimes.

At least much more easier compared to this part of the world.

[Mellexx]

lmao lost has some pretty good ideas, but that sucks man my parents had it happen to a brand new car once.

[Legend_master]

Well I'm glad you guys aren't the ones messing with my car lol! Stat1K I actually saw someone piss in a gas tank one time, it was very funny watching all the smoke come out of the dudes exhaust!

[stat1K]

oh i didn't mean the gas tank, i mean his window was down and it was summer time in az.

needless to say, the smell of hot urine on a bright summer day was i'm sure priceless once he returned.

[stat1K]

oh and on a random note, my dad's friend who was much younger than him, only about 6-8 years older than me, got hit in a parking lot.

he was parked, and the car pulling into the space in front of him just hit his front bumper pulling in. it dented it a bit and murphy (my dad's friend) happened to be inside his car when this asshole ran into him. he got out and was like hey what the fuck?

the guy said to him, "fuck you" and kept walking into the store.

so murph got out his keys and proceeded to carve, "no... fuck you asshole" into the guys hood.

another time murphy was working on his car and he heard this dog barking and running towards him. he slid out real fast and saw it was a giant pit, so he stepped to the side as if to brace for the dog jumping on him pulled back and kicked the dog right in the face. spun it's ass around, it tucked it's tail and went yelping back to where it was running from. a few minutes later a guy walks up to the car, where he is laying under, and starts yelling at him. he slides out again, wipes off his hands, and asks what's the problem? the guy says you kicked my dog! murphy very politely tells him, i did kick your dog, and next time i see it off a leash it's gonna be your face i stomp. kind of off topic, but all this car vandalism reminded me of murph... lol.

[2oodoor]

crap Lost, got a little master of anarchy going on there :eek:

[Civic Accord Honda]

bawahahahah stat1k you just gave me some ideas for the next time some bastard in a preius decides to smash the 4gees fender in,


i remember this one time some fat ass bitch smashed her suvs door in to the legend really hard when i was sitting in it... well when she went in the store i smashed my door in to it about 25 times then moved the car over to the other side of the parking lot ..lol

[mushroom_toy]

But overall nothing will wake someone up like the cocking of a shotgun.

[mykwikcoupe]

But overall nothing will wake someone up like the cocking of a shotgun.

had a buddy who put up a plywood sign of who he was voting for during a local election. needless to say after a few consecutive nights of waking up to it down and hidden he decided to wait in the bed of his truck (a few feet away from the sign) one night and see who it was. As these 2 kids start rocking the sign back and forth to rip it out of the ground again he creeps up behind them real slow and cocks the shotgun right behind them. I wish I was there because he swears one of them shit his pant right on the spot.

[mushroom_toy]

^Its definitely something else....you can do it all you want with your own shotgun, but to hear someone cocking theirs around you (if youre not supposed to be there) its a different story lol. Ive heard some interesting/funny tales. XD