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dustinksmith
09-14-2010, 09:49 AM
Performance chip (http://bit.ly/cgPI0N)
found it on ebay...

2drSE-i
09-14-2010, 11:57 AM
No

InAccordance
09-14-2010, 12:02 PM
#2 for NO.

2drSE-i
09-14-2010, 12:24 PM
LOL ok so i took a Midol and I'm ok now. For real though, performance chips won't work on our cars. Those ones on ebay are nothing but resistors and do nothing for performance.

Civic Accord Honda
09-14-2010, 12:53 PM
they just make the car run really rich and burn up your cat, waste gas and make tons of carbon buildup in your engine

MessyHonda
09-15-2010, 10:12 PM
the best chip is the obd1 swap

rjudgey
09-21-2010, 09:37 AM
Nah best chip is custom ECU Electromotive or similar with some ITB's to match!!! yum!!!

JohnBoy
09-24-2010, 08:03 AM
i'm going with no. that chip just make's your car think it running full throttle. i dont know if i would even call it a chip though

grapedranks
09-30-2010, 07:28 PM
what's the best performance chip for an LXi coupe?

phrenology
09-30-2010, 07:48 PM
what's the best performance chip for an LXi coupe?

Dude, :search: There is no turn key, bolt on solution. Learn a little about your vehicle. Use search for mega squirt and OBD1.

labeledsk8r
10-01-2010, 01:29 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/labeledsk8r/performancechips.jpg

A18A
10-01-2010, 02:03 AM
^first thing i thought when i saw the word chip

lostforawhile
10-01-2010, 06:03 AM
http://junkfoodbetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Doritos-Late-Night-All-Nighter-Cheeseburger.gif

ghettogeddy
10-01-2010, 07:00 AM
http://s.shld.net/is/image/Sears/08757267000_20100416140348289?hei=600&wid=600&op_s harpen=1&qlt=90,0&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.9,0.5,0,0

ghettogeddy
10-01-2010, 07:20 AM
and these if you want more performance lol

http://www.energyfiend.com/wp-content/chips1.jpg

phrenology
10-01-2010, 09:54 AM
http://junkfoodbetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Doritos-Late-Night-All-Nighter-Cheeseburger.gif
LOL, Where's Cheeseburger when you need him???

phrenology
10-01-2010, 09:59 AM
and these if you want more performance lol

http://www.energyfiend.com/wp-content/chips1.jpg

I stand deliciously corrected...there is a boost-a-rific, dip-in solution!!! :rockon:

2ndGenGuy
10-01-2010, 10:16 AM
and these if you want more performance lol

http://www.energyfiend.com/wp-content/chips1.jpg

Wow you have got to be kidding me! LOL! DO WANT!

My favorite chips are TIMS!!!

http://madewithcrack.com/images/jalap_illustration.jpg

Ichiban
10-01-2010, 01:27 PM
Those late night cheesburger doritos are just shit.:thumbdn:

phrenology
10-01-2010, 04:26 PM
Those late night cheesburger doritos are just shit.:thumbdn:

Speaking of shit. If had a biodiesel I'd just drop a few COW CHIPS in the tank and off you go, LOL.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/phrenology/manurecar.jpg

"I Hate Manure!"

Civic Accord Honda
10-01-2010, 10:46 PM
BTTF FTW ^


and ffffuuu guys nao i want some chips "pops open the chetos"

labeledsk8r
10-02-2010, 12:38 AM
i only haz pringles in the house :( not a real bag of chips

bryan6732
10-02-2010, 02:06 AM
i only haz pringles in the house :( not a real bag of chips

Pringles ftw!

BTW, in the FS post there has been a Jet performance tuned ECU for sale by justanothermike a while ago. Searched for it but couldn't find any info about it. What happened to that ECU that it was possible to chip it? Can anybody tell anything about it?

click for link to FS thread (http://www.3geez.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67882&highlight=performance+ECU)

MessyHonda
10-02-2010, 06:39 AM
Pringles ftw!

BTW, in the FS post there has been a Jet performance tuned ECU for sale by justanothermike a while ago. Searched for it but couldn't find any info about it. What happened to that ECU that it was possible to chip it? Can anybody tell anything about it?

click for link to FS thread (http://www.3geez.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67882&highlight=performance+ECU)

sabz bought it...it just had a obd0 rom that had the fuel tables worked on but i dont think you can chip it....

ghettogeddy
10-02-2010, 07:00 AM
sabz bought it...it just had a obd0 rom that had the fuel tables worked on but i dont think you can chip it....

this

bryan6732
10-02-2010, 08:03 AM
sabz bought it...it just had a obd0 rom that had the fuel tables worked on but i dont think you can chip it....

But how much do you gain by adjusting those fuel tables?

ghettogeddy
10-02-2010, 08:46 AM
But how much do you gain by adjusting those fuel tables?

nothing if you dont have the appropriate motor mods to go with it lol and im not talking things you can just bolt on
you would need at least a high flow cam, larger pistons, head work, intake work.
the list goes on and on

changing your fuel map is the lat thing on the list

bryan6732
10-02-2010, 09:27 AM
nothing if you dont have the appropriate motor mods to go with it lol and im not talking things you can just bolt on
you would need at least a high flow cam, larger pistons, head work, intake work.
the list goes on and on

changing your fuel map is the lat thing on the list

Thanks mate, sounds like I guess I'm not gonna do that (at least not within the next few years).. ;)

lostforawhile
10-02-2010, 11:13 AM
http://junkfoodbetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Doritos-Late-Night-All-Nighter-Cheeseburger.gif
these things kick ass!! my wife and i destroyed an entire 11 ounce bag. they taste like a re-nuked mickey d's double cheeseburger. as far as the perfomance if you don't want to do all that, get a carb head and do a multiple carb bike carb setup, get one of the cams done, and the bisi valve springs, some port work, and improve the exaust. you'll pick up some decent performance

MessyHonda
10-02-2010, 07:39 PM
But how much do you gain by adjusting those fuel tables?

i think openloop made 140whp with a cam, dc headers, b16 intake

Ichiban
10-08-2010, 01:38 PM
http://junkfoodbetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Doritos-Late-Night-All-Nighter-Cheeseburger.gif
these things kick ass!! my wife and i destroyed an entire 11 ounce bag. they taste like a re-nuked mickey d's double cheeseburger. as far as the perfomance if you don't want to do all that, get a carb head and do a multiple carb bike carb setup, get one of the cams done, and the bisi valve springs, some port work, and improve the exaust. you'll pick up some decent performance

If you like the taste of stale mustard and pickles. Really not my thing.

In terms of performance, I went with the EFI B20A. Stock. Said "will this fit an 82 accord?, nope? kay, I'll take it!"