my sister: proof asians can't drive

[88accordhb]

ok soo i came home today for a bit and parked on the drive way, she is about to leave. i take a dump while hearing the garage door opening and her car starting up, i thought to myself as i take a dump "hmmm do i have enuff clearance for her to pass? cus last time, she fucked my uncles buick up same situation. soo i wipe my ass and rush out to see her car's rear bumper sittin on top of my driver side fender. she moves forward a bit and decides to back up again to the same fuckin spot. I yell at her to stop got in my car and backed out. i started to cry litterally! after seeing my fender all stratched and dented in. i was soooo effin' pissed. i was rolling on the floor screatching like a little school girl " ahhhh!!!" you guys have no idea how much i love this car, now her fender is all fucked. i have no money. omg this is the worst thing my dumb sister couldve done to me!!!! now i'm a gay ass ricer with a dented car and a muffler. holy shit! i hate my sister sooo much right now.




look it! this is the worst day of my life...wat makes me mad most is that i knew it was goin to happen and coulve been prevented had i not taken a dump. omg!

[adams86lxi]

damn! that sucks man! I would be so pissed! Hope you get it fixed!

[86LXItooFAST4me]

hey whats your sister look like? lol

[88accordalltheway]

haha ct, thats what you get for eating dogs and being asian and taking a shit!
jk, sucks bro, is she going to pay for it to get fixed? should have parked your car on the street...

[slowazz86carb]

ya.any pics of your sis.sorry.my bad.ahhh ya your car.ahhh.just say you just smoked a type r and the guy ran into you on purpose.dam sore losers.

[ivanfbi]

Sisters are all the same, mine did that too, but i was going to paint my car, so I just straigten it up...AND this is not the reason to hate your sister, cuz SHE IS YOUR SISTER, YOU DUMBASS.....jk, but still, don't hate her, just try to find the same fender in your house(junk yard) and make her pay for it...

88accordalltheway, You don't say anything about eating dogs...if you would ever try it, it would be your favorite food, even if you're vegeterian, If i hear anymore about it, I will come for your dog on your avatar...

[SteveDX89]

You're bowel movements made my day.

[slowazz86carb]

oh ya.i hope you flushed before running out.

[Busted_Blue]

damn..that sucks CT. Hope you fix that shit =)

[88accordhb]

the worst thing is, she's smiling like a little turd sayin "oh it's just a stratch." she's making up excuses, like "i didn't see your car, i was late, boo hoo" i swear imma bitchslap her silly.

damn! that sucks man! I would be so pissed! Hope you get it fixed!

that would cost money, unless i can find a pheonix red fender, i'd have to get the fender, primer the whole car and get a new paint job.

hey whats your sister look like? lol

never seen a sadistic physco car killer before?

haha ct, thats what you get for eating dogs and being asian and taking a shit!
jk, sucks bro, is she going to pay for it to get fixed? should have parked your car on the street...

LMAO! yah me and my damn shits. if i just ran out with out wiping, i might have saved several second of my hatch's beautiful life.

ahhh.just say you just smoked a type r and the guy ran into you on purpose.dam sore losers.

LOLZ! i might just do that.

Sisters are all the same, mine did that too, but i was going to paint my car, so I just straigten it up...AND this is not the reason to hate your sister, cuz SHE IS YOUR SISTER, YOU DUMBASS.....jk, but still, don't hate her, just try to find the same fender in your house(junk yard) and make her pay for it...

i love my sis, but still not right now, i'm pissed!

You're bowel movements made my day.

huh?

oh ya.i hope you flushed before running out.

yah, i flushed.

damn..that sucks CT. Hope you fix that shit =)

imma talk to my dad and see watsup.

[accordlxi2.0]

daaaaaaaammmmmmn that suck's. dude when i had that accident, i was crying, not because i was in pain (that came later) but once i came to, seen my dash crumpled and . . . . . well i can kinda relate to sister's driving.
i took her to a open field and have her dive around, she held the gas and brake at the same time, i told her to turn around, and she took off ran into a ditch. then all you could here was this grinding, oh i was really pissed but no damage.

man ya must be hurt REALLY bad.

[88accordhb]

oh gosh yah! i wouldn't mind if she was koo and just admit she sux at driving, but she keeps blaming me for parkin on the driveway.

[accordlxi2.0]

oh man, LOL, i'm sorry.
don't you hate it when they come up with these excuses . . .

[bullard123]

Man sorry to hear that. Is she your little sister??

[Robs89LXi]

Awww, you know you love her. I mean, that's her picture in your avatar, ain't it?
Oh, sorry about the car, man. Do the best you can buffing, and maybe a little touch up paint from the ol' auto store. At least it won't be as noticable. I guess she don't work, huh?

[88accordhb]

yup just finished popin out the dent with my fingers, buff and waxed.

here's the aftermath: it's better than a few hours ago, but i hate knowing this shit wouldve never happened if someone can't drive.




for those of you who requested, her's the pic of my sis, the asian woman driver, watch out if you see her on the road!

[zero.counter]

Everything happens for a reason. Don't ask me why, but you will find somewhere down the line that this is true...

As for the fender, replace it and paint.

[88accordhb]

well imma give the car to my dad in a year, so i'm ok with it. after the drop, i'm done. he can have it and i go off to san diego. when i get back it's gonna just be me and my black lxi coupe 5sp.

[original2k]

omg this is the worst thing my dumb sister couldve done to me!!!! now i'm a gay ass ricer with a dented car and a muffler

:LOL: wned:

[original2k]

no seriously man that's facked, hope u can get that stuff fixed, u gotta admit that was a funny ass quote tho, to be honest tho i need a new paint job and still have some body damage on my rear that's primered, so try not to feel so bad, good thing about cars is that u can always repair them

[AccordAddict]

teh pic of your sis isnt showing up.

[88accordhb]

not when you don't have money, my sis won't pay for it. lol but i guess it's alright now, not noticible that much. dang! i felt hella whack driving around today.

teh pic of your sis isnt showing up.

serious? wtf, and the fender pics show? wierd.

[Mike's89AccordLX]

I can see all the pics. Thought I would just let you know

[88accordhb]

ok i guess.

[blazin3gen]

that sucks bro, but u cant stay mad at that face hell i wouldnt i see u fixed yo shit bro, looks good every old car has dings just thank god your sis didnt back out like a bat outa hell and happen to what happend to my car...