Originally Posted by
Devon
The year is 1989, The place is Hiroshima Japan, In the Radioactive Honda motor factory thousands of Honda vehicles are being produced. This story is of one such vehicle that became a legend. At 8:00 a.m Feburary 5th once such Honda rolled off the assembly line that was special it, was a 1989 Honda Accord LX. Little did the workers know that the car was possessed by Satan. It was shipped to the US a few days later arriving in a show room in San Francisco, The car which throughout its life had many owners the first of them was the Hall family. Mr. Hall bought the car brand new for his family to ride in. little did he know that the car was possessed. The car did not like the family, The car did not like to be driven so softly and hall around a bunch of stinky children. The children who did not care much for the car were careless. They played baseball and basketball all sorts of sports which they were to become future jocks, They would always dent the car, once they even hit a baseball through one of the windows. After owning the car for 96,840 miles the car had it. They planned a trip to Disney land and The car was sick of there crap. it then locked all the doors, and exerted carbon monoxide into the passenger compartment, the car was driving itself, Mr. Hall and his whole family tried to escape beating on the car, trying to rip it apart but it did no good as the car filled up quickly with the deadly gas. Then the car drove into a polluted lake where no one dared to enter, it then disposed of the bodys under water. To which the family was never to be seen again. Three dead owners later, the tattered Honda ended up on a ebay auction to where’s myself bought the car. The car was beat up out of shape and I thought I would fix the poor beast up, being a sentimental person I felt bad for the car. It now had 141,000 on the odometer. I never really thought the car was ordinary until Late one night I saw a local cat sitting up on the hood, I wasn’t really in a mood to shoo it away, then It started to rain and the cat ran up under the car. It was then that I saw the cars true power it lured the cat up into the cooling fans buy putting out the sweet sent of antifreeze then it turned its cooling fans on to maximum rpm and ground up the cat like a pound of ground beef I couldn’t believe my eyes! Having problems myself in school and at home, I learned to believe in my car, Believe that it can do anything. Then one day at school some ass was giving me crap because I did some naughty things with his ex-girlfriend. I tried exclaiming to him that he treated her like crap and that why does he care. He wanted to fight. Knowing that I had little strength I kicked him in the nuts and ran away, only to be jumped by his friends the next day. I had to go to the hospital it was that bad. The car was enraged and whenever I drove by the people that kicked my ass. it would flip up its headlights and rev the engine in a low mean growl! I couldn’t stop it the car had a mind of its own and the kids thought I was starting crap again. But one by one the car killed each and every one of the people. It killed efficiently I don’t even know how it did it, but it never left a trace of evidence. The police investigated me but couldn’t find anything they even inspected my car trying to look for hidden objects but found none. Since they had nothing to prove the case was dropped. Still the stories circulated around town and no one knew to ever screw with me or my car or else they would be dead. Now Iam 27 years old and I have a 7 digit income, I never got rid of the Honda, it had 643,032 miles on it and runs like the day I got it. I am now in the Mafia pretty much like the sopranos and my car loves being part of the show. We traffic counter fit money, cocaine, marijuana and Uranium into our county and out to others, my mob has became the most successful in the West Coast thanks to the Honda Accord.
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