What do you catch yourself saying sometimes multiple times a day?
Mine are:
"Let go and let God."
"A smart man learns from his mistakes and a wise man learns from the mistakes of others."
"Dont jump over a dollar to get to a nickle, theres got to be an easier way..."
"Im not as smart as you so if I can figure it out I know you can too..."
You get the point now add some of your own for everyone to enjoy!
''don't worry atleast you can mute the idiots once you get home.''
reference to me and gaming. :P
back when i worked for city saftey.
Yea for photoshop...No license plate. :3
"If I shoot a leprechaun, will Lucky charms explode everywhere?"
"Let it go, can't fix stupid"
Sam
1989 Accord LX: Sold with 208k-now somewhere around 230k with new owner
Current:
2014 Elantra Sport 6MT
2000 Montero Sport 4x4 (beater, trail rig)
fuck
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
serenity now!!...
1989 Accord LX-I - Brembo f.Rotors, Hawk HP+ pads, ATE fluid
1996 Mustang Cobra #404 - somewhat stock
Damm!!!!
"Sweet lord fat baby jesus"
"Holy shit"
"You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you"
"Fuck"
"God damit"
"What a boring fucking day man"
"Damn that bitch is fugly" fugly= fucking ugly
"Lesson learned: don't wait for a girl to come back to you...cause a bitch is never worth the wait"
"Hey nut sack!!!!"
I got more funny ones
"Be not thou just overmuch, neither make thy self overwise: wherefore shouldest thou be desolate?" - Ecclesiastes 7:16 (Geneva Bible)
"Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - Macbeth
Dr_Snooz
"I like to take hammers, and just break stuff, just break stuff." - Beavis
1989 Honda Accord LX-i Coupe, 240k miles, MT swap, rear disc swap
Shop manual downloads available here: CLICK TO VIEW
''just because it says one doesn't mean you get to choose which.''
Yea for photoshop...No license plate. :3
"If I shoot a leprechaun, will Lucky charms explode everywhere?"
"it is what it is"
"fuck it"
"fuck sakes"
"are you fistfucking me?"
"can't win 'em all"
"this is gayer than cum on a mustache"
"I'd like to turn these people into biodiesel"
I just realized these phrases make up almost 90% of my spoken vocabulary. Weird.
ICHIBAN!
"Now, even more better!"
This is good stuff--but it aint good enough-we need more-Keep 'em coming...
RussianKid--I say that all the time too!
Ghetto--by far an all time classic...
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"When I'm feeling sad I stop feeling sad, and feel awesome again."
"no matter where you go, there you are." -Buckaroo Bonzai
"Fuck it" (apathetic expression on face must accompany phrase)
Lostforawhile:we have to pick on him he's CAH he spray painted himself into this corner with the accord.
WTF
Jesus
REALLY
YOUR GAY
WHY
WHAT
O
200+ ALL MOTOR LS VTEC
("really" are people that dumb)
I work customer service job....and we get some dumb people
1989 Honda Accord LX-i
B18c1 swap since 7/2011
175whp and 132tq
Redzone tuned
if i wanted that there i would have fucking put it there... every time something goes where you dont want it
yeah ok whatever.... every time the boss bitches about something
as you can see my caring face is on (with a very non caring facial expression) whenever you fix something the dodgy way and not care that its dodgy cause it works
Last edited by AccordB20A; 03-22-2010 at 12:59 AM.
agreed, i like your first one Pete because "when the shit hits the fan for real" that is the only way I can cope, leave it the God so I can go to work.Originally Posted by peteandjenn
This is good stuff--but it aint good enough-we need more-Keep 'em coming...
RussianKid--I say that all the time too!
Ghetto--by far an all time classic...
and Snooz... do you really say that? thats a mouthfull
"dam Dam DAM DA"YUM"
"son of a bitch that's hot"
"yeah baby"
"you know what, just F it"
"dumb ass"
"facepalm." yes i actually say that. inb4 facepalm
"ummmmmmmmmmmmm"
"dude fuck your mother" this gets said alot lol only joking most the time lol
"you have no idea"
A18
FAIL
ha ha
j/k
best quote yet, of course half the time i find myself asking NOW WHAT????!!
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Phil
Motivation for life:
"We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse." -Rudyard Kipling
Motivation for autocross:
"You can't make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig." - Bob Akin
Last edited by paul; 03-22-2010 at 02:13 PM.
1989 Accord LX-I - Brembo f.Rotors, Hawk HP+ pads, ATE fluid
1996 Mustang Cobra #404 - somewhat stock
You talk about motivation for life: Check out this little video by Earl Nightingale from the 50's. Its very 50's but it still holds water--Theres truth in what he is saying...
http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...st+secret&aq=0
Relationships, by my father (and many others)
"Would you like to be happy, or right?"
(I'm a server) For crappy tips
"10 percent is only acceptable when tithing..."
For rude people
"Dont fuck with the people that fuck with your food"
and for everything else
"This is bullshit..."
Favorite quote of all time, and kinda my personal motto is "Fare un cinema" which means "Make a movie" in reference to your life.
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