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    Son of a *****

    I'm selling my Civic, so I had it detailed and decided to park it in the Garage. That means the Accord has to go outside. Not one full day outside, and look at what happens!

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    Re: Son of a *****

    Wow people are assholes.
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    Re: Son of a *****

    Quote Originally Posted by 2drSE-i View Post
    Wow people are assholes.

    I know dude, I was pretty pissed when I saw it!
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    Re: Son of a *****

    i know its been hot out and all, but frying eggs on your hood?
    Originally posted by ShiRen:
    Nice car or not, nobody likes losing a race to an old 4 door Honda.

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    Re: Son of a *****

    Quote Originally Posted by InAccordance View Post
    i know its been hot out and all, but frying eggs on your hood?
    Yeah it set in the 109 degree weather all day, so it was a bitch to get off. It really was cooked on there .
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    Re: Son of a *****

    throw on some bacon!

    haha, sorry man, ive had that happen to me too so I feel ya.

    find out who did it and put bologna slices on their car overnight.
    Originally posted by ShiRen:
    Nice car or not, nobody likes losing a race to an old 4 door Honda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InAccordance View Post
    throw on some bacon!

    haha, sorry man, ive had that happen to me too so I feel ya.

    find out who did it and climb up in their windows, snatch up their people, and try to rape their kids, wives and husband.
    fixed.

    Low is a Lifestyle, and I'm living the life.

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    Re: Son of a *****

    shit sucks i have had it happen to me aswell. people are dicks

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    Re: Son of a *****

    Quote Originally Posted by Hondamonster View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by InAccordance View Post
    throw on some bacon!

    haha, sorry man, ive had that happen to me too so I feel ya.

    find out who did it and climb up in their Garage, snatch their cars up, and wreck it into there house.
    fixed.
    Fixed, fixed, and they don't have to call and confess, I'm gonna find them, find them, homeboy, homeboy!
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    Re: Son of a *****

    run and tell that!
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    Re: Son of a *****

    They ain't gotta come and confess, we lookin for them

    (woops, he beat me, I am so dumb, really really dumb)


    I guess they just rapin everybody out here, gotta rapist in Arlington texas
    Last edited by 2drSE-i; 08-18-2010 at 10:51 AM.
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    Re: Son of a *****

    Find out who did it, and leave an entire breakfast on thier car. french toast, eggs, and sausages. LoL.

    That sucks, dude. One time, someone graffityed my fathers van.. shit had to be wet-sanded off. It was black on sandstone beige or whatever. What a pain.

    Im prety happy, people in my neighborhood seem fine, the 87 didnt even get vandalised while it was in my driveway just sitting... Damn, people can be such inconsiderate tards though.

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    Re: Son of a *****

    heh, probably get some bacon and orange juice on it and may clean it right off!! for real

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    Re: Son of a *****

    they did that to my car to but they did it to every car in the neighborhood... no joke but you could see everycar in peoples driveway had an egg splatter across it
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    find out who did it and put a piece off plastic like off of a cheap tarp in their gas tank, they will never figure out whats wrong, it will keep getting sucked up against the pump inlet of fuel outlet and the car will stall, then it will float free and the car will start

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    Re: Son of a *****

    bastards, atleast they didnt key it, people keep constantly keying "LA" and long scratches down the side of the 4th gens door, not sure why people cant see someone already keyed "LA" in the door dont know why they think it needs to say it 6 times on one door ><

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    Re: Son of a *****

    Quote Originally Posted by lostforawhile View Post
    find out who did it and put a piece off plastic like off of a cheap tarp in their gas tank, they will never figure out whats wrong, it will keep getting sucked up against the pump inlet of fuel outlet and the car will stall, then it will float free and the car will start
    That is pretty good lost, I never thought about that. Its not permanent, but definitely a pain in the ass!
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    Re: Son of a *****

    Stick a piece of paper onto their car with superglue or something hard. They'll enjoy removing the paper without going to the window man.

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    Re: Son of a *****

    You need this:



    High expansion foam + a long straw.

    Empty the entire content in the muffler and enjoy.


    Or, you can just put it in the fuel filler neck...

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    Re: Son of a *****

    We have to park out back because they're repaving the cul de sac, and some douchebags slashed all my brand new winter tires a few months back and spraypainted "fuck you bitch" on a few neighbourhood cars (including a brand new MKZ, as well as stole my brothers in dash dvd. I wish gun ownership was easier in canada sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by 89T View Post
    I'll just try not to want to choke the fuck out you every other time you post. lol!

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    Re: Son of a *****

    gun ownership is nice, but i think a bat gets more frustration out.

    i don't understand vandalism when it's petty and for no reason. now when i peed in someones car window because they parked so close i couldn't get in the car, that was just priceless.
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    Re: Son of a *****

    Quote Originally Posted by stat1K View Post
    i don't understand vandalism when it's petty and for no reason. now when i peed in someones car window because they parked so close i couldn't get in the car, that was just priceless.
    BAHAHAHA beer for you sir
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    Re: Son of a *****

    Quote Originally Posted by Legend_master View Post
    That is pretty good lost, I never thought about that. Its not permanent, but definitely a pain in the ass!
    can be done with a twix wrapper or any mylar type material like that toowindow tint, dollar bill probably too

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    Re: Son of a *****

    Quote Originally Posted by stat1K View Post

    i don't understand vandalism when it's petty and for no reason. now when i peed in someones car window because they parked so close i couldn't get in the car, that was just priceless.
    I wrote "IDIOT" across the guys windsheild, inverted so he would be forced to read it for as long as it took him to wash the car. Every street lamp he passed under it would flash "IDIOT" "IDIOT" "IDIOT" Lol

    The guy was so close i couldnt get down the side of my car, so i went from the front and hit my door against his ... our accords dont realy like that. The door trim came half off. I was ferther upset.

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    Re: Son of a *****

    take a potato and a piece of broom handle and ram the potato as far up the exaust as it will go. make sure to pick up the remains so he doesn't know it's there. piece of old bike innertube, hose clamp to the exaust with end securly tied off. tuck under car, the explosion will make him need new seat upholstery. not the potato and inner tube together, two different pranks, take a long zip tie and zip it to cv axle or drive shaft. gallon of kerosene in gas tank, he will think a ring went bad

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