Son of a *****

[stat1K]

i'm more of a fan of destructive things... like drain the oil then bolt it all back up like it's not been touched... rofl.

[lostforawhile]

i can't remember but I think it's talcum powder(baby powder) that will keep clogging the fuel filter over and over, it's made from ground talc so the gas won't disolve it.

[lostforawhile]

i'm more of a fan of destructive things... like drain the oil then bolt it all back up like it's not been touched... rofl.

too easy you want to drive them crazy over time

[itzdave]

when my brother worked for the sherrifs dept, he worked on the cop cars. all the cops that were douches to the mechanics would get a small ball bearing or 2 dropped in that crack that the windows in the doors slide up and down in. everytime they would speed up or slow down you could hear it rooooooooolling then 'tink!' over and over, that would really piss them off HA!

[kct]

We have to park out back because they're repaving the cul de sac, and some douchebags slashed all my brand new winter tires a few months back and spraypainted "fuck you bitch" on a few neighbourhood cars (including a brand new MKZ, as well as stole my brothers in dash dvd. I wish gun ownership was easier in canada sometimes.

At least much more easier compared to this part of the world.

[Mellexx]

lmao lost has some pretty good ideas, but that sucks man my parents had it happen to a brand new car once.

[Legend_master]

Well I'm glad you guys aren't the ones messing with my car lol! Stat1K I actually saw someone piss in a gas tank one time, it was very funny watching all the smoke come out of the dudes exhaust!

[stat1K]

oh i didn't mean the gas tank, i mean his window was down and it was summer time in az.

needless to say, the smell of hot urine on a bright summer day was i'm sure priceless once he returned.

[stat1K]

oh and on a random note, my dad's friend who was much younger than him, only about 6-8 years older than me, got hit in a parking lot.

he was parked, and the car pulling into the space in front of him just hit his front bumper pulling in. it dented it a bit and murphy (my dad's friend) happened to be inside his car when this asshole ran into him. he got out and was like hey what the fuck?

the guy said to him, "fuck you" and kept walking into the store.

so murph got out his keys and proceeded to carve, "no... fuck you asshole" into the guys hood.

another time murphy was working on his car and he heard this dog barking and running towards him. he slid out real fast and saw it was a giant pit, so he stepped to the side as if to brace for the dog jumping on him pulled back and kicked the dog right in the face. spun it's ass around, it tucked it's tail and went yelping back to where it was running from. a few minutes later a guy walks up to the car, where he is laying under, and starts yelling at him. he slides out again, wipes off his hands, and asks what's the problem? the guy says you kicked my dog! murphy very politely tells him, i did kick your dog, and next time i see it off a leash it's gonna be your face i stomp. kind of off topic, but all this car vandalism reminded me of murph... lol.

[2oodoor]

crap Lost, got a little master of anarchy going on there

[Civic Accord Honda]

bawahahahah stat1k you just gave me some ideas for the next time some bastard in a preius decides to smash the 4gees fender in,


i remember this one time some fat ass bitch smashed her suvs door in to the legend really hard when i was sitting in it... well when she went in the store i smashed my door in to it about 25 times then moved the car over to the other side of the parking lot ..lol

[mushroom_toy]

But overall nothing will wake someone up like the cocking of a shotgun.

[mykwikcoupe]

But overall nothing will wake someone up like the cocking of a shotgun.

had a buddy who put up a plywood sign of who he was voting for during a local election. needless to say after a few consecutive nights of waking up to it down and hidden he decided to wait in the bed of his truck (a few feet away from the sign) one night and see who it was. As these 2 kids start rocking the sign back and forth to rip it out of the ground again he creeps up behind them real slow and cocks the shotgun right behind them. I wish I was there because he swears one of them shit his pant right on the spot.

[mushroom_toy]

^Its definitely something else....you can do it all you want with your own shotgun, but to hear someone cocking theirs around you (if youre not supposed to be there) its a different story lol. Ive heard some interesting/funny tales. XD